Very Funny Poems

There are very funny poems out there and there are just so-so funny poems. You decide which ones are very funny for you. The poem below explains this concept perfectly.

This Poem

This poem is very funny.
You will laugh till your nose is runny.
If you do not pee your shorts,
You brain must be out of sorts.

This poem is a hoot.
From your nose, mucus will shoot.
If you don’t have tears in your eyes,
your humor has met its demise.

This poem is sidesplitting.
Your laughter will be unremitting.
If you are not rolling on the floor,
you can show yourself the door.

by Angela Rose
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So the question is - how do you choose which poems are funny and which ones are very funny?

I think that it's a personal choice. One poem may seem very funny for one person and not funny at all to another. This is because many of us have different types of sense of humor. There is no wrong or right sense of humor, as long as our sense of humor helps us laugh. The more we laugh the better and happier we will be.

That's why it's difficult for me to point you to the pages that have the funniest poems. Because what I may find funny, you may not, and what I may not find very funny, you may find hilarious. I guess it's a tricky subject.

Instead of wasting time debating which poem is funny or funnier, we should just focus on the ones that we like. Because in the end, those are the one that will make us laugh, and that's the most important thing.

I think that it also depends on what the poem is about. If the poem is about a subject that someone finds a bit offensive or serious, than no matter how funny the poem may sound, it won't be funny to that person. Because this person will make up his or her mind right in the beginning.

I hope that you find the very funny poems that you are searching for, and that they bring you joy and laughter.


Love at First Site

I admit I had some reservations,
About meeting a man on the "net",
It´s like rooting around in a lucky dip,
Where you don’t have a clue what you’ll get.

For bald - read "ruggedly handsome",
For a wimp - an "impressive physique",
And avoiding a macho Adonis,
Means you´ll probably end up with a geek.

I don’t get the whole "widget" language,
Thought a "gig" was a concert at night,
A "cursor" was someone who swore a lot,
And teeth were intended to "byte".

"Log on" - putting wood on the fire,
"Hard drive" - a long trip round about,
And if you had a three inch floppy,
You´d make sure no one would find out.

"Memory"- gets worse after forty,
I’d manicure my nails with a "file",
And if you "unzipped tools" in public,
You´d get put in jail for a while.

So along comes "Connecting Singles",
Oh boy, was I in for a surprise,
By just sending a few virtual flowers,
You’d meet modelesque girls and hot guys.

So I logged on with genuine gusto,
And soon even learned how to IM,
And an evening of flexing your fingers,
Seemed preferable to the gym.

Now my dating days are expended,
I’ve taken to Skyping instead,
For I´ve fallen in love, but not with a geek,
But a computer virgin named Fred.

So goodbye to the "champers and roses",
The hunks and all of the rabble,
Cos I´m trading the virtual "6 pack",
For a 6 pack of lager and Scrabble!!


By Tracey Winklmair





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