Valentine Funny Poems

The featured poem on the valentines funny poem page talks about farts. I dare you to share it with your partner.


Valentines Fart

Happy Valentine’s Day, here is a card.
With poetry, I now shall bombard.
Professions of love shall pierce your heart,
just like silence is pierced by a fart.

How can I say "fart" on Valentine’s Day?
It’s just one of many in my verbal cache.
What better occasion to use the word "fart"?
Everyone knows, it rhymes well with heart.

But farts aren’t romantic, you may protest.
That statement is wrong, I will suggest.
What’s more romantic than a gaseous ejection?
Your bodily functions aren’t met with rejection.

by Angela Rose
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Now that poem is not for everyone. You definitely need a very healthy sense of humor to enjoy it. So I don't recommend that you share it with your new boyfriend or girlfriend. However, if you have been with this person for a while than go for it. It's up to you.

When Angela sent me this poem, and I read it for the first time. I wasn't sure whether I should add it here. But after reading it a few times, it's actually pretty funny. I'm also gonna share it with my wife. I will place the poem inside a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Now that's what I call a surprise.


What's the craziest thing that you have done on Valentine's Day? Did you go sky diving? or maybe you went rock climbing?

This Valentine's Day, I want to plan something different. I'm bored of the usual dinner and wait for our food forever deal. I want to surprise my wife with something new and different. Something we haven't tried before.

Do you know what would be really cool? To experience weightlessness on Valentine's Day. I'm sure my wife would not want to go sky diving. However, if there was a chamber somewhere you can go into and experience it, that would be fun. Orbiting the earth is also not an option, since that exceeds my Valentine's Day budget at the moment.

I hope you enjoyed this page and don't forget to share various valentine funny poems with that special someone in your life.

L


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