Short Funny Love Poems

I love sharing short funny love poems! They are short enough to be sent in quick email or text message, and funny enough to make someone laugh.


Number One

I don’t love you because you’re pretty,
nor because you’re always witty.
I don’t love you because you’re smart,
nor because you never fart.

I don’t love you for your money.
Without it we’re fine, honey.
I don’t love you for your car.
We can take the bus to any bar.

I love you because you make me laugh.
You see humor in life on my behalf.
You’ll forever be my number one.
Without you my world would be lacking in fun.

by Angela Rose
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Here's a cute little way to tell someone why you love them. You shouldn't love them for superficial or materialistic reasons, but for the person within. Angela did a great job writing this poem.


I really like the first two lines in the second stanza. It's very relevant in our money obsessed modern society, and it rhymes well. What are some of the reasons that you love your significant other?

Along with this poem, you could also add a little hand written letter (it's more personal than printed). In this letter you could talk about specific things that you love about this person. I'm sure that you could think of may. Otherwise you wouldn't be with tis person.

Here are a few reasons you may consider:

  • You are thoughtful and very caring
  • You are positive and always smile
  • You always put be first
  • You are down to earth

As you can see, this list can go on for a while. You just need to sit down in a quiet place and think of a few reasons. I also think that sharing these little short funny love poems is really great when you do it spontaneously during a weekday, when there is no special occasion.




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