Short Funny Christmas Poems
Have you ever read short funny christmas poems about seniors? Well, the one below talks about some of the funny things seniors do around this time of the year.
Senior Christmas
It’s Christmas and Grandma is drunk again.
She can’t resist the bourbon spiked eggnog.
It’s the same every year since I don’t know when.
Now everyone she wants to snog.
Now you know that I love Grammy.
Though not enough to kiss her.
Just the thought makes my hands clammy,
and my vision begin to blur.
This idea to you I will posit,
perhaps if we get Grandpa drunk too,
Into the closet we can deposit
the two of them behaving taboo.
by Angela Rose
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I only recommend that you share that poem with your grandma or grandpa if they have a good sense of humor. Otherwise, they may not find it funny.
Maybe I should give it to my grandma? Except she doesn't drink, so it wouldn't be as relevant.
But what if you are looking for a more general funny christmas poem, that is also short and sweet. Well may you should check out Christmas Tree. I don't have to explain what that one is about.
At the same time, if you are one of those people that gets really excited around this time of the year, and absolutely loves Christmas, than I recommend that you read, loving christmas. I hope you enjoy it!
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