Really Funny Poems
As you can see, really funny poems are just around the corner. All you have to do is stick your head out and read them, have fun!
Let’s Party
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four!
The room is spinning, I’m on the floor.
I promise I will never drink again,
unless more alcohol you obtain.
One beer, two beer, three beer, four!
I don’t think I can find the door.
Would you mind holding back my hair?
I think I’m going to barf in there.
One cosmo, two cosmo, three cosmo, four!
Take me home now, I implore.
Tomorrow how my head will split.
Tonight here in the loo I shall sit.
by Angela Rose
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Let's begin with some funny hilarious poems and some really funny rhyming poems. While this poem claims to be very funny. You need to be the judge of that. I don't think it's that funny, but maybe I'm wrong.
Late For Work
A lizard ate my potato chips.
Crunched them up, then licked his lips.
Tried to chase him out of the house,
But he had back up from a mouse.
The mouse he had a hand grenade.
To my kitchen, waste he laid.
When I thought it couldn’t get worse,
he launched a missile into my purse.
Of course my car keys were in there.
At that mouse, I began to swear.
He just laughed, the little jerk.
And that is why I’m late for work.
by Angela Rose
Have you ever read any funny poems that talk about life?
I'm a big sports fan, I'm into pretty much every sport that is out there. That's where the idea for the funny sport poems page came to mind. I must say, that Angela did a great job with those poems.
Here's a poem that is titled, Spring Time. The last page in this section contains a nice little poem and a few funny quotes.
Thanks for taking the time for reading these poems in the really funny poems section.
Our friends at Family Fun Cartoons offer fun things for kids to do from funny poems to coloring pages. Feel free to check them out.
Here's a unique site that talks about sending funny emails to your friends and family.
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