Halloween Funny Poems
Welcome to the Halloween funny poems page. The featured poem talks about dressing up for Halloween.
Dressing Like
I’m dressing like a booger for Halloween.
My face and hands I will paint green.
I think I’ll cover my hair in slime.
And add some crustiness if I have time.
I’m dressing like zombie for Halloween.
In a pretty dress, I’ll be the zombie queen.
I’ll lurch about screaming "give me brains!"
My face I’ll cover with big blue veins.
I’m dressing like a ghost for Halloween.
I’ll sew some sheets with the machine.
I need black eyeliner and rattling chains.
I’ll ask you to help me find my remains.
by Angela Rose
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Do you remember what you were dressed as for Halloween last year? For some of us it was more than one year ago. If I remember correctly, two years ago, I was dressed as a grandma. Now that was hilarious. The year before that I was dressed as a frankenstein version of George W. Bush. I remember everyone liked that costume.
But when I was a kid, one time I was a pirate, another time gorilla, and the list goes on. Halloween was always a fun time in my family. My sister and I would compete who could get the most candies. When we got home, we would trade our new candies back and forth, depending on who liked what.
The above poem written by Angela, truly inspired me, so I'm planning on dressing up as a booger for next halloween. That's what I told my niece and nephew, and they are really looking forward to it. I'm sure my wife will think that I'm crazy, but maybe I will be able to convince here to dress up as Mrs. Booger. Now that's what I call a snotty combination.
If you are looking for some more halloween funny poems, than check out this halloween poem. I hope you enjoy it, and remember to stay safe on halloween.
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