Funny Wedding Poems
Share these funny wedding poems with the bride and groom and even the guests.
Drama
Here comes the bride,
please let us all go hide.
She has been a menace,
since we blacked her eye at tennis.
What did she expect?
The maid of honor she decked.
If we make it through the rehearsal,
The amazement will be universal.
An occasion to be remembered,
even if our friendship dismembered.
At least the wedding cake is tasty,
even though the bridegroom’s pasty.
by Angela Rose
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When the bride is stressed out leading up to the wedding day, sometimes she may feel overwhelmed, and just wants to Escape. That's exactly what that poem is about. It's about the bride and groom escaping away from all the wedding drama. If we are talking about wedding drama, than the poem titled, Crying fits quite well in this section.
Lovely Bride
What am I doing on the floor?
At least I made it through the door.
No more tequila shots for me.
Please wait here while I go pee.
I vaguely recall the rehearsal dinner.
And wishing I were a tad bit thinner.
But then we started making toasts,
and seeing who could drink the most.
How shall I make it down the aisle?
My stomach is filled up with bile.
I dreamed of being a lovely bride,
Now I only hope I barf outside.
by Angela Rose
so once the wedding is over, you will need to prepare some funny anniversary poems. But if I'm getting to much ahead of myself, just let me know. Because there's a good chance that you are still searching for that ideal funny bridal shower poem, because the wedding may still be months away.
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