Funny Valentines Day Poems
This is one of my favorite funny valentines day poems. I think it was intended to be shared with males. Since it talks about spare tires and snoring.
I Love Your...
Happy Valentine’s Day, I love your spare tire,
I’m serious, hun. Don’t call me a liar.
Your nice squishy middle is pleasant to hug,
No, I have not taken a drug.
Happy Valentine’s Day, I love your snore,
A very loud sound, I cannot ignore.
I’m serious, hun, not pulling your leg,
Give me the covers, don't make me beg.
Happy Valentine’s Day, I love your breath,
Though in the morning, it smells like death.
I’m serious hun, my brain’s not askew,
This is the way, I say "I love you.
by Angela Rose
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The auther in this poem used it as an opportunity to make fun of a few physical traits or characteristics. We all joke around with our partners about certain physical traits, it's perfectly normal, and it's fun.
My wife tells me that I like a bear sometimes. So when I do, the next morning she will make fun of me. Sometimes, I even sleep walk and talk at the same time. When that happens, I am the main joke at the breakfast table the next morning.
You always write a romantic love letter in which you state the many things you love about your partner. At the very end of the letter you could add this poem as a joke or write your own with the same theme in mind. The possibilities are endless, just use your imagination, and thoughtful will be your new middle name.
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