Funny Sport Poems
These funny sport poems were written for your enjoyment. The first poem is from a woman's perspective, while the second from a man's.
Why Sports?
Why do men love to watch football?
All the players seem to do is fall.
They grab each other and make a "dog pile."
It just doesn’t seem very worthwhile.
Why do our men get worked up,
About something called a Stanley Cup?
It’s too big to be useful, and tacky.
But when their team loses, they get wacky.
Why do our husbands play basketball?
Neither of them is even six feet tall.
It causes them nothing but stress.
I think they’d be better off playing chess.
by Angela Rose
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The above poem talks about something many wives or girlfriends bring up all the time. They don't understand why it's such a big deal to follow these various teams. Often times this is the case because they may not understand all the rules. That's why guys need to take the time to teach their ladies the rules, and than they will get into it.
Huge Fan
I love to dress up in red and cream,
And show my support for the football team.
Maybe my enthusiasm doesn’t really matter.
Or perhaps without it, the team would scatter.
I love to trash talk the other guys.
It’s a matter of strategy, I would surmise.
I say their quarterback plays like a girl,
and their offence would look better in pearls.
I wish I could be a football player.
A key to the city, given by the mayor.
My love for sports is not a whim,
though better had I not sucked in gym.
by Angela Rose
That poem was for all those huge fans out their, and there are plenty of them, that's for sure. I hope you enjoyed these funny sports poems, and you share them with other sports freaks.
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