Funny Short Poems

Funny short poems come in all different shapes and sizes. The funny one below is not only short, but also cute. Enjoy!.

Remember Kiss

I remember my first kiss.
Thought it would be pure bliss.
There was entirely too much spit.
Never again would I submit.

I remember my second kiss.
Even this was a near miss.
This one was quite dry.
Still did not make me sigh.

I remember my last kiss.
Finally one I will not dismiss.
For to kissing there is a trick.
The right partner you have to pick.

by Angela Rose
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Do you remember your first kiss? Was it a complete disaster or was it not that bad? I guess the most important thing is that you remember your last kiss and hopefully that one was much better than the first.


If you want you can change this poem up slightly and share it with that special someone in your life. Whether it's your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, or wife. I will tell you exactly how you may easily customize it, so that it's tailored specifically to that person.

All you have to do is change the word "my" which is on every first line of each stanza, with the word "our". Because I'm sure that your current partner does not care about your first kiss or probably does not want to even hear about it. However, you can still talk about "our" first kiss. I'm sure your significant other will laugh and realize that funny short poems can be fun.


If you Love

If you love something let it go,
If it stays away you'll never know.

But if he comes back you're meant to be,
And you can go live life happily.


Tyquana




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