Funny Romantic Poems

I think sharing funny romantic poems is really unique. Most people just go for the sentimental ones. Personally, I really like the funny ones that still say "I love you".


Flock of Two

Someday you’ll be old, that’s just a fact.
You may suffer from ailments of the gastrointestinal tract.
You might lose your hair; you might lose your teeth.
And wrinkles will circle your neck like a wreath.

A dried up old prune, your face will resemble.
And when you walk, your knees they may tremble.
You might have to wear adult diapers to bed.
But I’ll still fondly remember the day that we wed.

You may even have days where you don’t know who I am.
But honey, I’ll tell you, I don’t give a damn.
What’s important to me is that we’ll always be together.
As a flock of two we’ll travel, like birds of a feather.

by Angela Rose
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As you noticed that was not the most romantic love poem on the planet. But at least it was funny. Angela did a great job with this one. I like that it's funny and towards the end it still mentions that being together is what really counts.


It seems like this poem is making fun of growing old and the realities of life. I don't think there's a point in hiding from these realities. So we might as well make fun of them.

So you are probably asking, "where is the romantic part?". The first ten lines are funny the last two are romantic.

In order to make it a bit more romantic, you may have to add a few more romantic lines to accomplish that. I recommend that you add it towards the end so the first part will remain funny and the second part will more on the romantic side. But it's all up to you. Just don't forget to share it with the love of your life. You may also choose from one of the other funny romantic poems available through the love poems section. Enjoy!




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