Funny Rhyming Poems

If you are searching for funny rhyming poems, than you are surely in the right place. This site has a growing funny poetry collection of over 100 different humorous poems. The poem below is something all the ladies out there will be able to relate to.

Here's a very simple little poem. It rhymes and at the same time talks about the nature of females wardrobes. Wardrobe malfunctions happen all the time. If you really think about it, aren't you surprised that they don't happen more often?

I don't have any personal experience (thank God), but how do women walk with six-inch heels. It's like walking on sticks. Now that's what I call training for the cirrcus without knowing about it.

Just thinking about some of the things women wear in order to stand out or attract men. It looks like a chore to me. While some women say that they don't mind and that they are actually comfortable wearing the heels or the tight skirts. I think that's a bunch of baloney. How can you be comfortable wearing that stuff? (all in the name of finding the right mate and passing down your genes, at least at the basic biological level).

I guess in our species women got the short end of the stick. While in many other species it's the reverse. Have you seen those birds in the Amazon on the Planet Earth dvds? It's very funny how the male bird tries to attract the female bird by showing off his many colors and patterns and sounds. In this case the male bird is wearing the tight skirt and the high heels. While the female bird doesn't need or have any fancy colorful feathers. She's just chilling there in her dirty old joggers, while the males are jumping around in their heels.

I hope you enjoy the many funny rhyming poems scattered throughout these pages. Have fun!

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