Funny Retirement Poems

Choose one of these retirement poems that will make the retiree laugh really hard, as he or she leaves the workforce for good. Don't forget to wish them luck as well.


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Congratulations on a job well done.
You may be retiring, but you’re still number one.
Now every day, you’ll get to sleep in late.
Is that the early bird special on your plate?

This place won’t be the same without you.
Just thinking about it makes us all feel blue.
But think of the fun that’s within your sight,
you can take the misses out to party all night.

Retirement is just the next step in your life.
I sure hope you like spending time with your wife.
Maybe you can stop back in and see us some day.
"Don’t be a stranger," we say to you, okay?

by Angela Rose
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Here's a free retirement poem that is titled, Now That You're Leaving. I'm sure that you know what that one is about. The next one is a little bit more on the edgy side, but I think Angela did a great job with it. It certainly made me laugh. It's called, I've Heard.



Discounts

Now that you are a retiree,
think of all the discounts you’ll see.
You can go to the movies for less than the rest.
With early bird specials, you’re sure to be blessed.

Zoo entrance is yours at a reduced price.
Museums also discounted, retirees to entice.
As a senior citizen, you’ll be treated like royalty.
Because of your free time, they all want your loyalty.

Weekly paychecks may be a thing of the past.
But if you are frugal, your savings should last.
All of the discounts will surly assist.
Just make sure you stay off those credit card mailing lists.

by Angela Rose


Here's a funny retirement poem that talks about life once you are retired. Or at least the rumors about retirement.


The last poem is for all those wonderful teachers out there. They deserve a little laugh, right before they leave.


Our friends at ElderOneStop.com have created an excellent one-stop resource for seniors and baby boomers. It includes fun quotes and ideas about retirement. We hope you enjoy it.


Good luck sharing these funny retirement poems with your friends and family who are on their way to coupons and dentures.




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