Funny Rabbit Poems

Are you looking for funny rabbit poems? Well, the one you see below was written to make you laugh. Enjoy!


My Rabbit

My rabbit really loves his carrots
He refuses to share them with the ferrets.
He will give them his lima beans,
but they better not touch his salad greens.

It’s hard when the ferrets come to dinner.
My rabbit always comes out the winner.
While they get spinach and mushy peas,
He hogs all the Gorgonzola and Brie.

You might ask why they allow all this.
Ferrets are non-violent like the Swiss.
They don’t like being hit with the lamp,
‘cause my rabbit is a WWF wrestling champ.

by Angela Rose
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Rabbits are so adorable and cute with their big ears and wiggly nose. Every child and many adults would love to have a rabbit as a pet. These little creatures love to eat fruits, such as, apples or bananas. For them, fruits are like candy or chocolate is for us humans.



Domestic rabbits should always live inside the house. There are several reasons for this. One is extreme temperatures, such as heat in the summer. These little fur balls cannot withstand extreme temperatures like their wild cousins. Another reason your rabbit should live inside the house, is predators. You don't want to stress your rabbit out at night with various predators around. Your rabbit will feel a lot safer inside the house.


But please don't keep your rabbit in a small cage for extended periods of time. The rabbit cage or home should be at least five times larger than the rabbit. So the rabbit can stretch out and feel comfortable. A rabbit room or multilevel rabbit home is better than a cage.


As you can see there are a lot of things that go into having a rabbit as a pet. Rabbits require a lot of care and attention. Rabbits also appreciate receiving funny rabbit poems. That's because they have a great sense of humor.



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