Funny Poems And Quotes

Sharing funny poems and quotes is a wonderful way to make someone laugh. Not only will the thoughtful poem make them laugh, but also the classic timeless quote.


Adventure

I wish my life were like a story,
Though not the kind that is to gory.
It would be an action adventure.
Maybe a real teeth clencher.

I would have a theme song,
my enemies would throng.
With my strong Kung Fu,
they’d easily be subdued.

In the end, I’d be victorious,
my heroism glorious.
Women would fall at my feet,
‘cause manliness I would secrete.

by Angela Rose
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The above funny poem may be shared with one of your macho friends. It's a great way to make fun of them. Do you know anyone that loves action movies like superman or batman? This poem would be perfect for someone like that.

At the same time you could still share some funny quotes with them. Here are a few of my favorite:

"Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality."
by, Clifton Fadiman.


Do you like that one? I love cheese, mmmmm, it's just so delicious, especially with wine. Ok, now I'm getting hungry. Here's another one that I think is pretty cool:

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
Anonymous

I really like that one, because it's so true. Some may think it's depressing, but I actually found it humorous. There's a lot more short funny quotes like these at www.short-funny-quotes.com. I hope that you enjoy them.

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