Funny Halloween Poems
Are you looking for funny halloween poems to add to your halloween celebration? Well the one below might be the one that you are looking for.
"Let’s see who can eat the most candy,"
said my big brother Andy.
He shoved a sucker into his face,
and so began our candy race.
I ate my Skittles in five minutes flat.
No time for my mom’s chitchat.
On to the chocolates and the gum.
Andy was winning, the big fat bum!
My stomach felt like bursting.
And for water I was thirsting.
But I couldn’t let Andy win,
Because he's my next of kin.
by Angela Rose
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Halloween does seem like one big candy race. It's all about who could get the most candies. I remember when I was a kid, my sister and I would always compete on Halloween. Due to my competitive nature, I always had to make sure that I had more candy than her.
When we got home, we would always dump our candies in the living room, and begin organizing them into different sections, based on type of candy. It was a lot of fun, I must admit.
This poem talks about who could eat the most candy. Now there's a sport that is not good for your tummy or teeth. But kids get a big rush from it. Even some of us adults still do as well. Personally, these days I prefer rich dark chocolate. Whilie my wife is always craving her chocolate covered raisins. She convinces herself that it's ok to eat them, because they are raisins, and we all know raisins are healthy.
What is your favorite candy? I know, it's so hard to choose, because there are so many types to choose from. I like pretty much everything, except anything with peanut butter. Not because I'm allergic or anything like that. I just don't like how those candies taste.
Well, thank you for visiting the funny halloween poems page, and now you're probably craving for candy, am I right?
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