Funny Easter Poems
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The funny poem below talks about the difficult life of an easter bunny. I hope you like it.
Easter Bunny
It’s hard out there for an Easter Bunny.
It’s an unpaid job, no one gives you money.
I’d become a dare-devil but that’s too risqué.
I guess I’ll just keep hiding eggs all day.
The lack of funds really isn’t the worst.
In the pain of egg-laying I am well versed.
It’s much like squeezing a ten pound ball
through a hose that’s much too small.
The next time you crack open an Easter treat,
stop to think of me and my aching feet.
I’ll be an Easter Bunny till the end of time,
but it’s surely not a victimless crime.
by Angela Rose
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I will admit, I don't think the easter bunny gets enough credit these days. Everyone talks about Santa Claus and how wonderful he is. But nobody talks about the easter bunny. He's just expected to deliver the easter eggs and go off on his way.
Don't you think that's a bit sad? The easter bunny at least deserves a little thank you. Think about all those delicious chocolate eggs that he brings us. Yes, I know they are not as fancy and expensive as the gifts Santa brings us. But Santa has lots of help. While the easter bunny is all alone. He's a one man team. Well, I think I'm gonna go now and write a thank you letter to the easter bunny, for all his hard work and dedication.
I may even include the above funny eater poem in my letter. Hopefully it makes him laugh a bit. He deserves it.
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