Funny Christmas Poems


Sharing funny Christmas poems with family and friends is a great way to make everyone laugh during the Christmas holiday season.

Another Tie

"Gee, thanks! Another reindeer tie!"
Dad says with a sigh,
as he tries not to cry,
Christmas joy gone bye-bye.

Disappointment is the gift that’s unwrapped
when Christmas shopping’s not mapped
and you find yourself strapped,
your face soon to be slapped.

Next year make a list
of gifts not to be missed,
to ensure Christmas bliss
and a face that is kissed.

by Angela Rose
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Let's take a look at this Christmas poem that we may all relate to, since it talks about how hectic the preparations for the holidays may get. Here's a Christmas poem for kids that siblings may share.

The next page has a nice little poem but also a funny Christmas story for your enjoyment. Christmas Parking is poem that talks about the challenge of finding a parking spot at the malls during this time of the year.

My Christmas

Hark the herald angels sing,
please put an end to my suffering.
I can’t take much more of this,
a slobbering cow I’d rather kiss.

Why can’t grandpa find his dentures?
One of the holiday’s misadventures.
Hard liquor is the only way
to get us through this Christmas day.

At least it comes but once a year.
Otherwise I would live in fear
of Aunt Gertrude’s fruitcake and shrieking spawn.
I think I’ll hide out on the lawn.

by Angela Rose

What do you think the poem titled Last Minute may be about? If you are one of those people that absolutely loves Christmas and it's your favorite time of the year, than Loving Christmas is the perfect poem for you.

Take a look at this short Christmas poem that talks about seniors, or more specifically grandma. Here's an even funnier xmas poem since it's a disaster ready to happen, as it talks about a Christmas tree and kittens climbing it.

But once Christmas is over, you could still share funny winter poems with family and friends. A few weeks after that funny easter poems will come in handy. But before that, don't forget to have fun sharing these funny Christmas poems with all of those you love.

You may also make your own unique Christmas cards with the help of Card Making World. Good luck!

Feel free to take a look at these Christmas and holiday party ideas and games, along with ideas to keep you celebrating all year long. Enjoy!

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