Funny Christmas Poems For Kids

Welcome to the funny christmas poems for kids page. The first funny poem talks about giving a younger brother a booger for christmas. Now isn't that something kids would think of?


Booger

I’ve wrapped my brother a booger for Christmas
‘cause a booger is what he is to me.
It put an end to my dilemma
of what gift to give him under the tree.

It’s not that I don’t love him dearly,
but gosh he is a little brat.
I think I see him very clearly,
and this booger gift is tit for tat.

I can’t wait for the moment he unwraps it.
The look on his face will be priceless at least.
There’s no worry that he won’t fit it,
as boogers are "one size fits all" when released.

by Angela Rose
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I don't exactly remember what I got my siblings for christmas when I was kid. But I don't think I managed to come up with the great idea above.

Kids love christmas. They get excited about Santa Claus and all the different presents they will receive. But kids also love the atmosphere that christmas time brings. Everyone seems happier and excited. More people are smiling, and kids notice these little things, and they feed off of it.


Personally, I always enjoyed when everyone just got together and just talked and joked. It doesn't happen nearly enough, and that's why Christmas is a really special time of the year.

Whether you are still a kids or an adult, I hope you enjoy the poem above, and share it with your loving brother. I am sure that he will absolutely love it!



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