Funny Bridal Shower Poems

Have you ever read any funny bridal shower poems? Well if this is your first one, hopefully it will make you laugh. Don't forget to share it with the bride to be.


Toilet Paper Wedding Gown

Here you sit in your toilet paper dress.
Eyes red from crying, your makeup a mess.
Sobbing into your toilet paper veil,
and feeling like a great big whale.

So maybe you had eight slices of cake.
Who wants a bride as thin as a rake?
But your real wedding gown no longer zips.
Apparently those daiquiris went right to your hips.

Here’s what we’ll do; I have a plan.
You’ll look thinner with a dark spray tan.
No one will notice you’ve gained ten pounds,
And are wearing a toilet paper wedding gown.

by Angela Rose
submit a poem


Bridal showers must be a lot of fun. That's what my wife tells me. I arrived at the very end of my wife bridal shower and gave her the most beautiful flowers. She absolutely loved it. She still talks about how beautiful they were.


The above poem talks about being able to fit into ones wedding gown. It seems like this is a challenge for many brides. Especially since the gown is often pre-ordered months in advance, so weight flucuations in the wrong direction are usually a bad thing. That's why I think wedding gowns should be able to stretch more easily. You are probably thinking that I have no clue what I am talking about. Since these gowns must be a perfect fit. All I'm saying is that, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of spandex, to help the cause a little bit.


I know I gained weight during the last few months leading up to my wedding. So I'm thankful that I'm a guy and didn't have to deal with those fitting issues.


Well, I hope the above poem helped you in your search for funny bridal shower poems.




Return from funny bridal shower poems to Funny Wedding Poems Home