Free Funny Poems

If you are looking for free funny poems, you won't have to look very far. Just check out the pet dragon below.

Pet Dragon

I have a pet dragon.
His name is Lagen.
He often breathes fire.
He sings in the choir.

He likes to eat bugs.
He never does drugs.
He’s handy for roasting,
also marshmallow toasting.

He sleeps in the garage.
Neighbors think he’s a mirage.
He may be a bit bizarre,
he’s the best pet by far.

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Now that was a quick little poem. I think Angela did a great job. Have you ever had a pet dragon? We all had some kind of imaginary pets when we were kids. I can't remember but I'm sure I had some kind of imaginary pet.

Looking back at it now, it may seem funny. But that's how kids are, they have enormous imaginations, that contain no limits.

If you enjoy reading funny poetry, I recommend reading funny poems by Shel Silverstein. This poet wrote some really funny poems that I am sure that you will enjoy and you will laugh from.

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