Cat Funny Poem

Welcome to the cat funny poem page. The poem below was written for all you cat lovers out there, hopefully it will make you laugh.

Cats Place

Cats don’t have owners; they do have staff.
"That can’t be true!" some say with a laugh.
They certainly know their place in the house,
right on top of your new silk blouse.

Cats are notorious for being aloof.
Even though they are covered in floof.
Sure, they may look soft and sweet,
but they’ll throw you out into the street.

Don’t let a cat’s cuddling fool you.
When it’s cold, she may stick like glue.
But as soon as the sun has returned,
you’ll find yourself once again scorned.

by Angela Rose
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Angela has a lot more experience with cats than I do. I can't even count how many cats she has. It seems like they are always coming and going. Maybe she is running a cat hotel, or something like that.

We all know cats are very cute and adorable (most of the time). Just like the poem mentions, they are very soft when you pet them. But at the same time, it seems like all their actions are calculated and work towards their advantage. They would make excellent politicians in my opinion.

But at the same time, cats do not require as much attention as dogs do. They are quite capable of entertaining themselves. Dogs may be more affectionate at first glance, but those wonderful drooling machines require a lot more maintenance. I think it's really cool that they are so independant.

I have a friend who has four cats, he's an absolute cat lover. I actually framed the above poem and gave it to him. Now it is proudly hanging in his designated cat room, for most of us it's called a basement. I hope you had fun reading the cat poem from the cat funny poem page, and don't forget to share it with all those cat lovers out there.

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