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		<title> Eating Well </title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 16:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone wonders what we should eat, to stay at the top of our form. Veggies or fruit or lean red meat, discussions go on and on. We know we need carbos and protein and fat, and vitamins and minerals, in addition to that. And pure, clean, fresh water with chlorine and fluoride, every wise eater [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone wonders what we should eat,<br />
to stay at the top of our form.<br />
Veggies or fruit or lean red meat,<br />
discussions go on and on.</p>
<p>We know we need carbos and protein and fat,<br />
and vitamins and minerals, in addition to that.<br />
And pure, clean, fresh water with chlorine and fluoride,<br />
every wise eater uses that as a guide.</p>
<p>Yes, all of that has been demonstrated,<br />
but after that it gets complicated.<br />
Our cells must divide in their own special way,<br />
have you ever heard of DNA?</p>
<p>It tells the proteins you eat what they should do,<br />
once they get inside of you.</p>
<p>Your muscles grow firm, not flabby nor flaccid,<br />
with a little well-placed nucleic acid.<br />
Directing that protein, and its constituent parts,<br />
into identical cells, like fake works of art.</p>
<p>Be sure that your protein is rich and complete,<br />
if it isn’t, you just may as well not eat.<br />
It must contain &#8211; Do you have a pencil,<br />
write this down because this is essential.</p>
<p>Leucine, lysine, isoleusine, phenylalanine,<br />
methione, theonine, tryptophane and valine.<br />
That is very important, don’t mess with this.<br />
when those amino acids go missing, there’s no protein synthesis!</p>
<p>Does that sound too complex?<br />
I can see you’re bemused,<br />
No wonder the average person’s confused.</p>
<p>So, here is a plan that is easy and fun,<br />
proper eating should never confuse you.<br />
This diet will get you out in the sun,<br />
and maybe even amuse you.</p>
<p>Before each meal, run at least one mile,<br />
then stroll through a meadow and graze for a while.<br />
Gnaw on some stalks; nibble some seeds,<br />
look under rocks for munchy, green weeds.</p>
<p>Crunch up some bark,<br />
with the ants still inside.<br />
Chomp moist, yellow grass,<br />
where sow bugs reside.</p>
<p>Now that’s pure, natural food,<br />
it’s what you been missin’.<br />
You’ll find the road to good health,<br />
in this field of Nutrition.</p>
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<p>By Webb Johnson</p>
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		<title> If you Love </title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Very Funny Poems</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you love something let it go, If it stays away you&#8217;ll never know. But if he comes back you&#8217;re meant to be, And you can go live life happily. By Tyquana Submit Your Poems]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you love something let it go,<br />
If it stays away you&#8217;ll never know.</p>
<p>But if he comes back you&#8217;re meant to be,<br />
And you can go live life happily.  </p>
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<p>By Tyquana</p>
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		<title> Love at First Site</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit I had some reservations, About meeting a man on the &#8220;net&#8221;, It´s like rooting around in a lucky dip, Where you don’t have a clue what you’ll get. For bald &#8211; read &#8220;ruggedly handsome&#8221;, For a wimp &#8211; an &#8220;impressive physique&#8221;, And avoiding a macho Adonis, Means you´ll probably end up with a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I admit I had some reservations,<br />
About meeting a man on the &#8220;net&#8221;,<br />
It´s like rooting around in a lucky dip,<br />
Where you don’t have a clue what you’ll get.</p>
<p>For bald &#8211; read &#8220;ruggedly handsome&#8221;,<br />
For a wimp &#8211; an &#8220;impressive physique&#8221;,<br />
And avoiding a macho Adonis,<br />
Means you´ll probably end up with a geek.</p>
<p>I don’t get the whole &#8220;widget&#8221; language,<br />
Thought a &#8220;gig&#8221; was a concert at night,<br />
A &#8220;cursor&#8221; was someone who swore a lot,<br />
And teeth were intended to &#8220;byte&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;Log on&#8221; &#8211; putting wood on the fire,<br />
&#8220;Hard drive&#8221; &#8211; a long trip round about,<br />
And if you had a three inch floppy,<br />
You´d make sure no one would find out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Memory&#8221;- gets worse after forty,<br />
I’d manicure my nails with a &#8220;file&#8221;,<br />
And if you &#8220;unzipped tools&#8221; in public,<br />
You´d get put in jail for a while.</p>
<p>So along comes &#8220;Connecting Singles&#8221;,<br />
Oh boy, was I in for a surprise,<br />
By just sending a few virtual flowers,<br />
You’d meet modelesque girls and hot guys,</p>
<p>So I logged on with genuine gusto,<br />
And soon even learned how to IM,<br />
And an evening of flexing your fingers,<br />
Seemed preferable to the gym.</p>
<p>Now my dating days are expended,<br />
I’ve taken to Skyping instead,<br />
For I´ve fallen in love, but not with a geek,<br />
But a computer virgin named Fred.</p>
<p>So goodbye to the &#8220;champers and roses&#8221;,<br />
The hunks and all of the rabble,<br />
Cos I´m trading the virtual &#8220;6 pack&#8221;,<br />
For a 6 pack of lager and Scrabble!!</p>
<p></p>
<p>By Tracey Winklmair</p>
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		<title>Poem of the Month</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goes on a Squirrel Scrambles and brambles onto the trees, Goes on a squirrel as busy as bees. At last, it reached its little nest, But all he wants is a long rest. Out gleams the sun shining bright, But oh it passes into the dark night. But still the squirrel didn&#8217;t mind, Not even [...]]]></description>
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<div><strong> Goes on a Squirrel </strong></div>
<p>Scrambles and brambles onto the trees,<br />
Goes on a squirrel as busy as bees.<br />
At last, it reached its little nest,<br />
But all he wants is a long rest.</p>
<p></p>
<p>Out gleams the sun shining bright,<br />
But oh it passes into the dark night.<br />
But still the squirrel didn&#8217;t mind,<br />
Not even opening its little eye.</p>
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<p>By Ananya Vinod</p>
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		<title>Poem of the Month</title>
		<link>http://www.veryfunnypoems.com/blog/?p=61</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 19:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Very Funny Poems</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s Party One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four! The room is spinning, I’m on the floor. I promise I will never drink again, unless more alcohol you obtain. One beer, two beer, three beer, four! I don’t think I can find the door. Would you mind holding back my hair? I think I’m going [...]]]></description>
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<div><strong>Let’s Party </strong></div>
<p>One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four!<br />
The room is spinning, I’m on the floor.<br />
I promise I will never drink again,<br />
unless more alcohol you obtain.<br />
<br />
One beer, two beer, three beer, four!<br />
I don’t think I can find the door.<br />
Would you mind holding back my hair?<br />
I think I’m going to barf in there.<br />
<br />
One cosmo, two cosmo, three cosmo, four!<br />
Take me home now, I implore.<br />
Tomorrow how my head will split.<br />
Tonight here in the loo I shall sit.<br />
<br />
By Angela Rose</p>
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		<title>Poem Of The Month</title>
		<link>http://www.veryfunnypoems.com/blog/?p=43</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Very Funny Poems</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anything At All This poem is not about a cookie. It&#8217;s not about a cat, It&#8217;s not about a soccer rookie, Or anything like that. It&#8217;s also not about my shoe, Or cows from outer space, Or a lawyer saying “SUE!”, Or squirrels on your face. This poem&#8217;s not the slightest bit, About random pencil [...]]]></description>
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<b> Anything At All </b></p>
<p>This poem is not about a cookie. <br />
It&#8217;s not about a cat, <br />
It&#8217;s not about a soccer rookie, <br />
Or anything like that. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s also not about my shoe, <br />
Or cows from outer space, <br />
Or a lawyer saying “SUE!”, <br />
Or squirrels on your face. </p>
<p>This poem&#8217;s not the slightest bit, <br />
About random pencil led, <br />
There is not a piece of food in it, <br />
Or hippos overhead. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s not about shepherd’s sheep, <br />
Or eighty-five times nine, <br />
Or watching grandpa fall asleep, <br />
Or the monster Frankenstein. </p>
<p>It’s not about a Star Wars Wookie, <br />
Or monkeys in the hall. <br />
This poem is not about a cookie, <br />
Or anything at all. </p>
<p>By Joseph</p>
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		<title>Funny Poem about Easter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 19:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Easter Sunday upon us, I thought it was appropriate to share a funny poem about Easter with all of you.  I hope you enjoy it, and hope that everyone has a safe and happy Easter! Easter Bunny It’s hard out there for an Easter Bunny. It’s an unpaid job, no one gives you money. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With Easter Sunday upon us, I thought it was appropriate to share a funny poem about Easter with all of you.  I hope you enjoy it, and hope that everyone has a safe and happy Easter!</p>
<p><center>Easter Bunny</p>
<p>It’s hard out there for an Easter Bunny.<br />
It’s an unpaid job, no one gives you money.<br />
I’d become a dare-devil but that’s too risqué.<br />
I guess I’ll just keep hiding eggs all day.</p>
<p>The lack of funds really isn’t the worst.<br />
In the pain of egg-laying I am well versed.<br />
It’s much like squeezing a ten pound ball<br />
through a hose that’s much too small.</p>
<p>The next time you crack open an Easter treat,<br />
stop to think of me and my aching feet.<br />
I’ll be an Easter Bunny till the end of time,<br />
but it’s surely not a victimless crime.</p>
<p>by Angela Rose</center></p>
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		<title>How To Make Others Laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 13:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How To Make Others Laugh…and not at your expense How To Make Others Laugh is a much overlooked skill, and it would seem that very few people genuinely appreciate or even understand why it is so useful a life skill. People who are good at How To Make Others Laugh are generally more extroverted, charming, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>How To Make Others Laugh…and not at your expense</strong></p>
<p>How To Make Others Laugh is a much overlooked skill, and it would seem that very few people genuinely appreciate or even understand why it is so useful a life skill. People who are good at How To Make Others Laugh are generally more extroverted, charming, confident and able to get along with people which in turn directly equates to better people skills. In the competitive and cutthroat world of corporate power housing, the ability to schmooze with superiors without attracting the wrath and envy of your peers is a skill all of its own.</p>
<p>If you are curious as to How To Make Others Laugh, then hopefully the following pointers will help you in your studies.</p>
<p><strong>Keep abreast of current affairs, and draw inspiration from a variety of topics. </strong></p>
<p>If you watch any stand up comedian, irrespective of who they are or what their background is, the thing that binds them all is that they will focus on mundane, normal things and then make insightful and perceptive comments about them. Whether it is the cost of prescription medication, the failings of the current governmental regime, or the pains of being stuck in traffic, they are able to draw from personal experience and talk about something which everyone can relate to.</p>
<p><strong>Know your audience</strong></p>
<p>Knowing your audience is critical to your success, as it means that you will be able to tailor your material to your current listeners. For example, making jokes about the Iraq war are not liable to go down very well with the families of soldiers fallen in combat, no matter how witty they maybe. Likewise, jokes about the KKK in a predominately black audience is liable to cause offence.</p>
<p><strong>Lead from the front, and self-deprecate.</strong></p>
<p>A good comedian is able to, and willing, to poke fun at themselves and allow others to point out their shortcomings. If not, then the comedian will quickly cross the fine line between humorous about other people, and being gossipy as well as unduly harsh in their criticism. Appearing as a priggish stick in the mud who is condemning others for all their faults will mean that the audience will be rooting to take you down a peg.</p>
<p><strong>Practice makes perfect</strong></p>
<p>The simple truth of the matter is that How To Make Others Laugh is no easy task, as it takes impeccable timing, razor sharp wit and above all else, a thick skin. Not everyone will laugh at your jokes, and sometimes people will either be offended, or just not get it. Failing that, they might not find your material amusing. As you practise, you will be able to hone your people reading skills, and gauge the relative enthusiasm of your audience.</p>
<p><strong>Watch what you say!</strong></p>
<p>Touchy subjects such as sexual relations, crime, politics and religion can be excellent sources of comedy as humour exposes the failings and complexes people have about these topics. However, these topics can just as easily backfire and so you need to be fully prepared for the potential consequences of your actions.</p>
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		<title>Health Benefits of Laughter: Why Laughter Really is the Best Medicine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say that laughter and a smile is infectious, and so if one person is in an especially buoyant mood then their good cheer and happiness will spread to other people thereby raising overall morale.  Without a doubt, laughter is one of the quickest and most guaranteed methods of improving intimacy, trust and rapport with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say that laughter and a smile is infectious, and so if one person is in an especially buoyant mood then their good cheer and happiness will spread to other people thereby raising overall morale.  Without a doubt, laughter is one of the quickest and most guaranteed methods of improving intimacy, trust and rapport with a particular person.</p>
<p>Despite initial doubts and scepticism, there has been a plethora of scientific studies commissioned in an attempt to ascertain the health benefits, (if any), happen to exist when a person laughs. The range and potency of the health benefits directly and causally attributable to laughter has been nothing short of remarkable and so the old maxim of laughter being the best medicine is not indicative of apathetic doctors, or downtrodden comedians.</p>
<p>Some of the Health Benefits of Laughter are as follows:</p>
<p>Protection of the heart</p>
<p>Whenever we are stressed, our body automatically responds to this by increasing the production of certain chemicals (known as hormones) within the body. As our stresses levels reach a peak, this causes the platelets of the body to then fuse together which directly interferes with the elimination of arterial plaque that forms around the heart.  One of the chemicals that is produced when we are stressed is endothelium which it itself has been proven to inhibit the removal of blood clots as well as arterial plaque.</p>
<p>Improves mood</p>
<p>As noted earlier, stress is toxic to the body because it directly stimulates the production of harmful hormones in the body. Laughter on the other hand has been proven to release some chemicals of its own, and in particular, endorphins. Endorphins are the painkilling agents of the body which are located in the brain, and to give you a better comparison, opiate medication (morphine for example) tries to mimic endorphins both in composition and effect.</p>
<p>Reduces stress</p>
<p>Another one of the Health Benefits of Laughter is that whenever we are currently laughing it is physically impossible for us to feel any other emotion, especially negative ones such as anger or depression.  Because we cannot allow negative emotions to creep in this means that we also help to ward off those feelings which raise our stress levels.</p>
<p>Optimizes the effectiveness of the auto-immune system</p>
<p>The immune system is the natural defence system of the body used to repair damage sustained to cells, as well as the detection and elimination of infectious agents.  Whenever we have a laughing fit this means that the number of antibodies (the agents commonly used in the destruction of infection) is increased thereby ensuring that we will not get ill, or if we do come down with an infection we will require more swiftly.</p>
<p>Stops us from feeling overwhelmed</p>
<p>Whenever we are depressed or angry about something, our problems can seem unbeatable and so they consume us. However, by ensuring that we keep in good spirits, and rely on humour as a defence mechanism, we can see problems in their true perspective.</p>
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		<title>Wrong Teller</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 13:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wrong Teller Charlie needed money, so he went to the bank, Right before leaving, he made sure he drank. Desperate and hungry, he needed the cash, The plan was simple, including the dash. Walked inside, went straight to the teller, Unfortunately, he was not the best speller. Using crayons, he wrote – “give me the [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Wrong Teller</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Charlie needed money, so he went to the bank,<br />
Right before leaving, he made sure he drank.<br />
Desperate and hungry, he needed the cash,<br />
The plan was simple, including the dash.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Walked inside, went straight to the teller,<br />
Unfortunately, he was not the best speller.<br />
Using crayons, he wrote – “give me the muni”<br />
When she read it, she knew he was a loony.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">She calmly returned, his childish note,<br />
F in red ink, she precisely wrote.<br />
At this point, he was getting real mad,<br />
He demanded money, or he shall be bad.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“I’m sorry Sir, I just deal with loans!”<br />
He was shaking, right to his bones.<br />
She asked him to wait in the next line,<br />
He walked away, with a polite decline.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">by Martin Dejnicki<br />
<a href="http://www.veryfunnypoems.com">www.veryfunnypoems.com</a></p>
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